Big Dick Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The CaptainKirk55 Experience

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is just a laid back semi vanilla type experience with a realistic economy. Come play and build a house, make a shop, or just explore. It’s all up to you.

Dynmap: http://map.kirk55.com

There is no donation page, everyone has the same opportunity as other players. Server is friendly with a happy community 🙂 Feel free to stop by.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Muffinized Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

In this network, there is a variety of gamemodes for you to choose from. From PVP to builds, we’ve got it all. Don’t worry about anything, you have 100% freedom over anything/ Also, this network has a variety of plugins used to give you an amazing experience.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sugarplums smp

Custom Ranks, Economy, rp, Semi Vanilla, smp

Sugarplums SMP started 12/06/23 so we are a very new server and we are looking for some players to join us!We strive to keep community standards high so if you have a problem or anything we can help you with it/solve it.Give us some suggestions you got if needed.

About us:We have a active and welcoming community, we are a community that prides itself on engagement and fun. We welcome anyone but you need to be able to take joke :D. Our community likes to socialise and build stuff together etc. We are aiming to have towns and cities but thats just a goal. We offer a safe environment to play survival with friends. We have ranks, custom enchants, tpa, jobs, shop, /home and land claiming!We also have buyable ranks on our website which give you benefits, items, currency, special commands and more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Jaylex

Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

Play cool minigames with your friend, build your empire in the survival world and much more! At Jaylex, you will have the chance to meet a entire community. Don’t forget to check out our partner server sabcraft.serv.gs!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Austreuscraft

Survival

Server IP: austreuscraft.us

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PvPingMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

PvPingMC is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2015. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – FactionsPirate (Competitive) – Skyblock (Custom Enchants)

Join Today! – play.pvpingmc.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kinevo Public Minecraft

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

At Kinevo where we welcome everyone to our community and our Minecraft section consists of three different worlds one for Creative, Disneyland and Vanilla survival all of which run 1.15.2.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Xp smp

Economy, Survival

Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Boukeys McMMO

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Boukey’s McMMO – Active staff – no lag – 100% uptime – Economy system – Hosted in the Netherlands

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Armoury

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mustardrealms

Casual, Multiplayer Survival, PvP

Server Information

Welcome to MustardRealms – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

Server Description:Embark on an extraordinary journey at MustardRealms, where we redefine the Minecraft multiplayer experience! With a vibrant community, exciting gameplay features, and dedicated staff, we offer a haven for adventurers seeking endless fun and limitless creativity.

Server Features:

Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with breathtaking landscapes and captivating secrets.Engage in thrilling PvP battles or team up with friends to take over.Immerse yourself in a dynamic economy system, where trading and resource management are key to success.Unlock a wide range of custom cosmetic items, pets, mounts, and more to personalize your character and showcase your style.Join a friendly and supportive community, where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to share their passion for gaming.Enjoy regular updates and new content additions that keep the adventure fresh and enticing

Server IP: play.mustardrealms.netJoin us now and start your epic journey at MustardRealms!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The BDGCraft

Creative, KitPvP

Welcome to BDGCraft! BDGCraft is a 1.15.1 Minecraft Server Including many different modes, including: KitPvP Creative Survival Modded Survival Earth Survival

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Magic voxels

Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Ranks, Economy, Friendly, No Grief, Pve Survival, Small

Magic Voxels is a Minecraft Survival Economy Server for Java edition players.

Who we are:

We are a small, friendly community, the core members have played together on various versions of our server for over a decade and we welcome new players. Magic Voxels is created out of love for the game, there are no donator ranks or perks here, we’re not about taking money off our players.

It is easy to join and just start playing because we stay true to the vanilla experience!

Why we are different:

We have a one of a kind set of gameplay enhancing plugins which are very similar to skyblock item gathering challenges which let you earn special scrolls, which can be exchanged for ranks and custom items.

You will not see our custom plugins on any other server, they were created by our owner who is a professional java developer for his day job, but our plugins do not get in the way of gameplay, there are no silly gimmicks here!

We know how to run a balanced server, we’ve been running our small, friendly community for over a decade.

So:

If you’re looking for;

A friendly Server which welcomes new players.The complete opposite of pay to win.No grief, no cheat environment.Survival economy.Challenging gameplay.

You’ve found it!

play.dbdmc.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SimAlley Sheepies

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AssassinPvP

KitPvP

IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	627	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.