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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4013	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Villages Defended:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	1777	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2378	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6198
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	46789
Potions Brewed:	106	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Falling into the Void:	2

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2840	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	9

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchantments Applied:	211
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Potions Brewed:	80
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	3007	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Farms Harvested:	103

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

mc.stride.gg

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3745	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	155
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

ms.crystalmc.org