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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	5034	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

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literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	7435	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	4014	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crops Grown:	1510	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	275029	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6413	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	8829	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ores Mined:	4052	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mines Excavated:	3807	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz