Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Void Gems Collected: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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