Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Love Letters Sent: 7
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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