LOL YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS AND IT TURNED INTO A GIANT DIAMOND GOLEM THAT PROTECTED THE WHOLE SERVER FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

ALSO, WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES LIKE UNICORNS AND DRAGONS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION, IF U JOIN, U MIGHT GET TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS?

SO, COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, CUZ U NEVER KNOW WHAT WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT IN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! 🤪🎮🦄🐲

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 272

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Crops Grown: 2750
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Animals Bred: 105
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Emeralds Found: 9948
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 3784
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Farms Harvested: 659
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5856 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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