come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 13
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY