come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Love Letters Sent: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Zombie Dances: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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