come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Runes Activated: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Secret Passages Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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