come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Crops Grown: 8209 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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