come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
Love Letters Sent: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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