BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	440	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1460	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Chimeras Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	4907	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	945	Buildings Constructed:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mines Excavated:	3596
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.