BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchantments Applied:	242

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4528
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.