BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2619	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Animals Bred:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Crops Grown:	4972

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	339813	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	7223

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.