| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7100 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2313 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5447 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3461 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7670 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 229 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4842 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 296 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 178 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5404 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2919 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 288 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 509 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 477 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1779 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3402 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2454 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3378 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 897230 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7794 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Mines Excavated: | 1823 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9532 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7015 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | Ultra-Hardcore Mining Server |
| Server Address | gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998 |
| Game Mode | Stay alive and earn points |
| Weekly Competitions | Sunday individual and team competitions |
If you die, you have the opportunity to earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
You earn points by staying alive (+1 per minute) and earning experience points. For example, killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points.
Play fair and friendly is a given. Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages, no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are allowed on the server.
The Apocalypse DataPack includes various customizations such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhancements for skeletons, and unique abilities for other mobs.
You can join the Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1631 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 4797 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4557 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 199 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and hilarious shenanigans with our wacky community of players. Who needs fame in the real world when you can become a Minecraft superstar in our server?
So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring life behind and join us in the land of mystery and mayhem. Just remember, in our server, nobody knows who you are… and that’s the way we like it!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1744 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2734 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8320 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!
Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!
