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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1306 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1125 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage out of cobblestone, or if you want to ride pigs off cliffs like a true daredevil. We’ve even got a secret underground club where we host dance parties with skeletons and zombies.
So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, then buckle up buttercup and get ready for the ride of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of absolute madness, where the only rule is to have fun or get out. So, what’s the BEST thing about you? Come show us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🐷🔥💎🕺 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrRegretItForever #NicolasCageStatueGoals
