Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ores Mined:	2412	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Farms Harvested:	973	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	500	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Emeralds Found:	8970	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mines Excavated:	3565
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4854
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Gut Quest

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	63
Crops Grown:	9017	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	165

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!