Bechdel Test Fail | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6546	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	927705	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	934	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FriendshipSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

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so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

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hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

IcanCraft Minecraft server

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IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	958	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

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Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ores Mined:	3660	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CaliforniAngelsMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	67
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SingCraft: Brain Boost

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so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Mines Excavated:	2611
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2