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4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	141071	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	189	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ores Mined:	8529	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Love Letters Sent:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Animals Bred:	169

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crops Grown:	5227
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	9908
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	54002

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Dimension Hops:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1635
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net