”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	612557	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	7044	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Ulfcraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

46.253.196.84:25665

MasterMinerZ

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Villages Defended:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Items Found:	6444
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

mc.masterminerz.com

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	176	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Animals Bred:	119	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

185.16.85.50:25965

The Sandlot

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8352
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

server.sandlotminecraft.com

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Emeralds Found:	2467
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

dream.bananasmores.com

1.6.1 survive the horde

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

1.6.1 survive the horde

zombiehorde.net

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	8958
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	1940	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

mc.pvpcrafters.com

Realm of Eden

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8918	Divine Spears Created:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

108.174.60.86:25665

Aspirecraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	New Chunks Explored:	329718
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3506	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

185.16.85.20:26065

Panda Craft!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Star Shards Collected:	262
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	0

Fun for everyone, 24/7

survival.8bitpanda.net

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3900
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Crops Grown:	6432
Buildings Constructed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	1752	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Villages Defended:	12

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Votes:	3209	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194

Valhallus

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

skyblock.in