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Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

Manic Minecraft SMP Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Marine’s New Song Verdict: Just Okay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is literally lava, and a thriving economy where you can buy and sell anything from enchanted golden carrots to dragon eggs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance all night long.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Femcel’s Blackjack Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a femcel and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Instead of wallowing in self-pity, join us and become a blackjack dealer in our virtual casino world.

Imagine the thrill of dealing cards and raking in the virtual cash, all while surrounded by fellow femcels who are also looking to escape their lonely lives. Plus, rumor has it that the more successful you are as a dealer, the higher your chances of finding a Minecraft boyfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start dealing those cards like a boss! Who knew that the key to finding love was through a virtual blackjack table?

Jobless Lefty in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of leftists who have all lost their jobs for ridiculous reasons. But don’t worry, things quickly escalate into a full-blown dance-off to determine who gets to be the new leader of the server.

As you explore the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens terrorizing villages, and even a group of llamas plotting to take over the world. And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn!

Fang Gang Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of the Fang Gang, where we rise up against all who dare challenge us! Our tiny white triangles are not just for show – they enhance your character in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that wearing one will give you superhuman strength, the ability to fly, and even make you immune to creepers exploding in your face. So come join us and see for yourself the power of the Fang Gang! Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected dance parties along the way.

Buzz Syrian Air Minecraft SMP Flight Crash

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mystery of Bashar al-Assad’s missing plane! Rumor has it that the aircraft crash-landed in our virtual world and now players must band together to find the wreckage and uncover the secrets hidden within. Will you be the one to discover the truth behind the disappearance or will you get lost in the pixelated wilderness? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic quest and maybe even stumble upon some diamond loot along the way!

Coffee Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on dirt block placement? Well, fear not, because our server is so exciting that even coffee can’t keep up! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. Our server is so wild, you’ll be up all night laughing with your new Minecraft BFFs. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2 g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Zoomoids are being erased from existence! Join us for a wild ride as we launch Twitch Drops every week, provide live updates that will blow your mind, and release patch notes that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Buy an early access key to unlock exclusive content and access our official wiki and game database for all your Minecraft needs. And if you’re feeling chatty, join our ingame chat channel/global 1488 for some hilarious banter and shenanigans.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you on our server!

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	5883
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	1466

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1561
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3960	Buildings Constructed:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	297

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Void Gems Collected:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34