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RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	170
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2410	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4679	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1982
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Farms Harvested:	439
Animals Bred:	190	Ores Mined:	4997
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	70	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4490

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3