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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7296 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 225 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!