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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6404 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6312 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!
