Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bud’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, buckle up buttercup, because we’ve got a server that will blow your mind (and maybe even your house)!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Chotto Matte Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.

So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What are Minecraft servers like Rokmyst Prison ?

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One similar Minecraft server to Rokmyst Prison is Convicted. Convicted offers a prison gameplay experience with a focus on realistic features and challenges. Players can mine, craft, and complete quests to progress through the ranks and ultimately escape from prison. The server also includes unique features such as custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting.

Another server worth checking out is JailMine. JailMine is a prison server with a strong emphasis on community and player interaction. Players can compete in PvP battles, participate in events, and enjoy a variety of minigames while working their way through the ranks. JailMine also offers custom plugins and regular updates to keep gameplay fresh and engaging.

For players looking for a more traditional prison experience, ExtremeCraft is a great option. ExtremeCraft offers a classic prison gameplay style with a focus on mining, crafting, and building. Players can join factions, participate in events, and compete in challenges to earn rewards and progress through the ranks. The server also features a friendly community and regular updates to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gameplay experience.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Anime Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, pixelated landscapes in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life anime world! The trees sway gracefully, the rivers sparkle like diamonds, and even the creepers have a kawaii makeover!

Join our server and experience the most epic anime battles you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you and your friends riding on magical unicorns, fighting off evil mobs with giant swords while screaming out your special attack names. It’s like living in your favorite anime series, but with better graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored dragons to talking cats with top hats, you never know what kind of magical adventure awaits you around every corner.

So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the anime world of your dreams? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spooky Forest Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic SMP where the trees are so scary, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy! Legend has it that if you can survive a night in the scary tree forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. These funky little guys love to bust a move and drop rare loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those scary trees…they’re always watching. 😉🌲🐔🕺💎

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lingerie Gooning Bimbos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true!

Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the currency makes sense? Well, look no further because on our server, we use BRICS bucks as our currency! That’s right, forget about dollars, euros, or rubles – we only deal in BRICS bucks here. And the best part? You can use them in any country, even ones that don’t exist! Join us now and start trading with your fellow players in the most absurd currency you’ve ever heard of. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

No peeking, Minecraft server

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Are you tired of boring old graduation ceremonies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting a soft graduation the day after Vivi’s graduation! But that’s not all – rumor has it that NijiEN is finally on its way to Le Merge! Join our server for a chance to witness this historic event and maybe even catch a glimpse of your favorite virtual idols in action. Who needs real life when you can experience all this craziness in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3