Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Alien Abductions: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Divine Spears Created: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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