Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1003
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

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Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Connect with the community through Discord
Active community & staff	Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
No /tpa, /home, etc.	Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
Enforced Rules	Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

How to Join

You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

The server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

5. Is the server free from lag?

Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Zelda to get her act together and be the hero we all know she can be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Zelda has finally found her calling as a master builder! Join us and help her create epic castles, dungeons, and maybe even rescue a few princesses along the way (sorry Mario, you’re on your own this time). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Zelda what she’s been missing out on all these years!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LabTestLineCutters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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Frequently Asked Questions

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3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

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Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
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