BankDrainMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Potions Brewed:	122
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExBlocker911

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	5204
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9253	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8672
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	2487	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Void Armor Forged:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8961	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

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lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ribbed Dome Craft

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so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3211	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.