Balance Blunder Data Mine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Holy Block Minecraft Server

BIBLE, BLOCK, Christian beliefs, christian music, christian videos, Christianity, Divine, eternal life, FAITH, gospel, grace, HOLY, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, praise, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, SPIRITUAL, Worship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama, Budget, cold, emotions, fast track, Funeral, ghosted, honeymoon, Minecraft, Obnoxious, patch things up, plus one, rocky situation, Server, stand my ground, Thank you Cards, true colors, two weeks, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WeddingDressDrama

bridezilla, family conflict, family dynamics, future daughter, generational dress, honesty in relationships, importance of tradition, Jealousy, long term relationship, lying about engagement, refusing requests, sharing family heirlooms, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sisterly competition, wedding dress, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDressDrama

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind! Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any wedding dress drama.

We promise that no one will ask to borrow your pixelated wedding dress, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are too busy mining diamonds to worry about petty sibling rivalries.

So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds over outdated fashion choices.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5495
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, your worst fear will come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant zombie pigman riding a spider jumps out at you. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cabin only to have it haunted by ghostly villagers who refuse to leave? Join our server if you dare, and face your worst fears in the most unexpected ways possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyPainGone

BlockyPainGone, coping mechanisms, difficult experiences, emotional pain, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, inner strength, Loss, mental health, overcoming challenges, Pain, personal growth, physical pain, Recovery, resilience, Suffering, support system, Therapy, Tragedy, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OilRaiders2020

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Decision making, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, nuclear deal, oil strike, OilRaiders2020, peace talks, sanctions, SECURITY

so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Raw Charms: Where Vanilla is always in style (and no, we’re not talking about ice cream)!

backups, Builders, charms, Cheating, co-op, Community, cream, Discord, exploiting, HACKING, Ice, Journey, leader, Minecraft, Players, Raw, rules, Server, spawn protection, Staff, Style, Support, Talking, Vanilla, Voting, worlds

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Description	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 BlocksWorlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we are a vanilla server and do not allow the use of mods.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP provided above to connect to our server in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rewards for voting for the server?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server on various websites are rewarded in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: Contact a staff member or use our Discord channel to report any rule violations.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3816	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Passport Bros Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with your fellow passport bros. We’ve got everything from diamond-studded pigs to talking creepers who tell dad jokes.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles for enchanted loot.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lag spike). See you in the virtual world, passport bros!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sibos Moves to Beijing Minecraft SMP

ai, Beijing, Capital, Chainlink exhibition, China, compliance, connecting the future, debate, digital currencies., embedded finance, ESG, Event, expert speakers, finance, interoperability, ISO 20022, Minecraft, Moves, Sibos, smp, tokenisation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! In this server, we have moved Sibos to Beijing in 2024 for the first time ever! That’s right, you can attend the event at the China National Convention Centre in Minecraft form!

Join thousands of participants as they gather to hear expert speakers debate the theme ‘Connecting the future of finance’. With over 500 expert speakers sharing their insights and outlooks across 250+ sessions, you’ll learn about topics such as AI, digital currencies, tokenisation, ISO 20022, ESG, embedded finance, interoperability, and compliance.

But wait, there’s more! This year’s SIBOS is basically a Chainlink exhibition in our Minecraft world. So if you want to experience the future of finance in a whole new way, join our server now and get ready for some outrageous adventures!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoCutNoGroupOops

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values fairness and following the rules? Look no further! Our server is like the immigration line in that story – we make sure everyone follows the correct procedures and waits their turn. No cutting in line allowed, even if you’re with a group!

Join our server for a truly unique experience where you’ll learn the importance of following the rules and not trying to cheat your way to the front of the line. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends along the way – just make sure you’re all in the right queue together!

Don’t be the “asshole” who tries to cut the line – join our server and experience the thrill of waiting your turn like everyone else. Trust us, it’s worth the wait!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubeCraft SMP – GameCube Fanatic

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Are you tired of playing Animal Crossing and Mario Kart on your GameCube? Well, have we got the perfect alternative for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those old school games.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Need a break from mining? Join our weekly dance parties at the virtual club in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our SMP has its own version of the GameCube hidden somewhere in the world. Find it, and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your GameCube and hello to a whole new world of fun on our Minecraft SMP. Join today and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyMansionLuxury

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our luxurious Minecraft server where every player starts off with a diamond mansion complete with a pool of lava and a pet creeper butler.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in the game, including rainbow diamond ore and unicorn poop blocks. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive VIP area, where players can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re ready to live the high life in Minecraft, join our server now and experience a level of luxury you never knew was possible in a blocky world. Who needs real-life riches when you can have all this in Minecraft?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	5122
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LebCraft Peace Outpost Defense

Defense, ireland, Israel Defense Forces, Lebanese border, LebCraft, Outpost, Peace, Peacekeepers, Unifil

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most intense battles between Ireland, Unifil, and the Israel Defense Forces! build your own border outpost and defend it from invaders with your trusty diamond sword. Will you be able to remove the peacekeepers and claim victory? Join now for non-stop action and chaos! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lower School LOLZ

ACADEMIC, adolescence, Childhood, Classrooms, curriculum, Development, education, educational system, elementary school, Grades, high school, learning, lolz, lower school, middle school, primary education, School, school terminology, Schooling, secondary education, Students, teachers

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. this server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action.

join us and become a part of the craziest minecraft community ever. we have epic build battles, where u can show off ur mad building skills and win some sweet prizes. we also have treasure hunts, where u can search for hidden loot and become the richest player on the server.

but wait, there’s more! our custom plugins will blow ur mind. u can ride on the back of a dragon, turn into a unicorn, or even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless on this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? yeah, u heard me right. come meet steve and see if u can survive his spooky pranks.

join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8