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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3867 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6465 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!