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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1096 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!