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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1013 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4848 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!