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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1582 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8905 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
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