BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6353

New Minecraft Servers

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Items Found:	7886
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	691	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	6

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	39152
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2516	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Farms Harvested:	385
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	3464
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	341	Emeralds Found:	1126
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6876	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Towns Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	7717	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.