Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parenting skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us for a wild ride of sleepless nights, diaper changes, and postpartum rage like you’ve never experienced before.

Imagine a world where your partner sleeps through EVERYTHING while you struggle to keep your sanity intact. Will you be able to survive the surprise “rough nights” with a screaming baby and a partner who just won’t wake up to help? Only the bravest and most patient players will come out on top.

But beware, losing your cool and yelling at your partner may result in some intense in-game drama. Will you be able to navigate the challenges of parenthood while keeping your relationship intact? Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate test of teamwork and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos of parenting in a whole new light. Who knew virtual babies could be so demanding?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PitCraft: Where Minecraft meets armpit fetishism!

    PitCraft: Where Minecraft meets armpit fetishism!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty pit! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pits of our server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, for the pits are guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, pigs that can fly! Imagine soaring through the sky on the back of a bacon-powered beast, the envy of all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think of all the pit-themed mini-games we have to offer. From Pit Parkour to Pit PVP, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the thrill of the pit like never before. Who knew that pits could be so…erotic?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • QuasarsSMP: Where creepers hug you and skeletons try to play fetch, Java edition only!

    QuasarsSMP: Where creepers hug you and skeletons try to play fetch, Java edition only!

    QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Type Semi-vanilla SMP
    Goal Focus on lasting builds and community
    Player Count 15-20 active players
    Features Enhanced gameplay while maintaining a classic Minecraft experience
    Join our Discord https://discord.gg/GXpB4bwC

    FAQ:

    1. How can I join the QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server?

    To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided and follow the instructions in the #welcome channel.

    2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please refer to the #rules channel to familiarize yourself with them.

    3. Will there be regular events or activities on the server?

    We plan to host community events and activities on a regular basis to keep the server engaging and fun for all players.

    4. Can I invite my friends to join the QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server?

    Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server, as long as they also follow the rules and guidelines set in place.

    5. How often does the server experience downtime for maintenance?

    We strive to keep downtime to a minimum and schedule maintenance during off-peak hours whenever possible. Any scheduled maintenance will be communicated to players in advance.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • EdgeGamers Organization VS Hypixel

    EdgeGamers Organization VS Hypixel
    Hypixel EdgeGamers Organization
    Pros Pros
    • One of the largest and most popular servers in Minecraft
    • Offers a wide variety of game modes, including minigames, PvP, and more
    • Frequent updates and new content additions
    • Active community and events
    • Customizable player profiles and cosmetics
    • Immersive and feature-rich survival experience
    • Multi-server setup catering to a diverse community
    • Well-balanced economy with admin shop and community chests
    • Dedicated PvP arena for adrenaline-fueled challenges
    • Customization options like elevator signs and heads database
    Cons Cons
    • Can be overwhelming for new players due to the number of game modes
    • Large player base may lead to server lag or queues
    • Some game modes may require premium access
    • Limited survival experience compared to dedicated survival servers
    • Can be competitive and challenging for casual players
    • May not have as many game modes as larger servers like Hypixel
    • Smaller community compared to major servers
    • Less frequent updates and content additions
    • May have fewer customization options for players
    • Limited mini-games and additional features compared to larger servers

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros

    Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a bat in a shootout? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers – because who needs mainstream when you can have the VIP experience?

    Got a 499 view oshi you want to shill? Bring ’em in! As long as they’re not a corpo trying to control the world, they’re welcome here. And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, don’t worry – we’ve got VODs, clips, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (because virtual birthdays are serious business).

    So come on down to our server, where the ducks roam free and the vtubers are larger than life. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of insanity? Join now before the bat shootout ends and the bats take over!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even the pixelated characters are forsaken by Google!

    UglyCraft: Where even the pixelated characters are forsaken by Google!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic characters? Look no further! Our server is filled with the ugliest, most hilarious characters you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about characters so ugly, Google can’t even handle it! Join us for a wild adventure filled with meme-worthy moments and outrageous edits. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Farms Harvested: 674
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FTSCraft: Where villagers make more sense than the game physics! Join us for hilarity and adventure in Germany’s quirkiest Towny server.

    FTSCraft: Where villagers make more sense than the game physics! Join us for hilarity and adventure in Germany’s quirkiest Towny server.

    FTSCraft Minecraft Server

    Server Type German RPG Server
    Focus Realistic Middle Ages and Fantasy Universe
    Features New mechanics and plugins such as diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, tobacco
    New Map Open beta on May 25, 2024

    FAQ:

    1. What is the main focus of FTSCraft?

    The server focuses on a mix of realistic Middle Ages and fantasy elements, appealing to a wide range of players.

    2. What unique features does FTSCraft offer?

    FTSCraft offers new mechanics and plugins like diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, and tobacco to enhance gameplay.

    3. When will the new map be available for players?

    The new map will go into open beta on May 25, 2024, welcoming German-speaking players to join.

    4. How can I stay updated on FTSCraft?

    Join the Discord server, watch the trailer on YouTube, and participate in the forum discussions to stay connected with the FTSCraft community.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Helldiver’s Hilarious Havoc: Where CEOs Cry

    Helldiver’s Hilarious Havoc: Where CEOs Cry
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our CEO, Helldiver, is a total madman who once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it. Legend has it that he can mine obsidian with his bare hands and tame creepers to do his bidding.

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive rainbow sheep that drops a pot of gold when defeated.

    But beware, Helldiver has been known to randomly spawn giant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your back at all times. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Helldiver!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Albanian Adventures

    Crafty Albanian Adventures
    Are you tired of building the same old boring houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we’re plotting to divide Europa! That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by reenacting historical events in a virtual world.

    Imagine building your own little empire and conquering neighboring lands, all while dodging arrows and battling mobs. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of shqipes (Albanian eagles) to help you along the way.

    But that’s not all! We’ve also got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer Europa together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Zytrus Network VS Hypixel

    Zytrus Network VS Hypixel
    Server Hypixel Zytrus Network
    Player Base Large player base with millions of active players Smaller player base, more community-focused
    Game Modes Wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more Offers unique game modes and experiences
    Staff Team Well-established and professional staff team Active staff team looking for new members
    Updates Regular updates and new content additions Constantly updating and evolving server
    Community Diverse and active community Tight-knit community with a more personal touch

    FAQ:

    1. How large is the player base on Hypixel compared to Zytrus Network? – Hypixel has a much larger player base with millions of active players, while Zytrus Network has a smaller player base that is more community-focused.

    2. What kind of game modes are offered on both servers? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including popular ones like Bed Wars and SkyWars, while Zytrus Network offers unique game modes and experiences.

    3. How would you describe the staff teams on both servers? – Hypixel has a well-established and professional staff team, while Zytrus Network has an active staff team that is looking for new members to join.

    4. Do both servers provide regular updates and new content? – Yes, both servers provide regular updates and are constantly adding new content to keep players engaged.

    5. What is the community like on these servers? – Hypixel has a diverse and active community, while Zytrus Network has a tight-knit community with a more personal touch.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • VodkaCraft: *AHEM* be russian

    VodkaCraft: *AHEM* be russian
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding!

    Join us for epic battles against armies of evil chickens who have declared war on all players. Don’t worry, we have an elite team of ninja pigs ready to assist you in your quest for victory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to build the most creative snow forts to win his favor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! KABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dimension Hops: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Commanders – Where EDH/Commander players unite to rule the Minecraft world!

    Crafty Commanders – Where EDH/Commander players unite to rule the Minecraft world!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as wild as a creeper explosion and the banlist is more unpredictable than a wandering trader’s trades. Our format philosophy is simple: have fun, build epic structures, and survive the night like a true warrior!

    Ever wondered what everyone else is building in their Minecraft worlds? Well, on our server, you can statistically see what players are crafting based on what is posted online. From epic castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of inspiration.

    Need some help with your landscaping? Check out our land category sorter to find the perfect blocks to add to your deck. Whether you’re building a lush forest or a fiery volcano, we’ve got you covered.

    Looking for deck inspiration? Our deck list sites are filled with crazy creations and wacky strategies. Dive into the minds of fellow players and discover new ways to dominate the Minecraft world.

    And if you’re in need of some powerful cards, our card search feature will help you find the perfect additions to your collection. From rare diamonds to enchanted swords, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to proxy a deck or a cube for cheap? Look no further than our printing guide, where you can learn how to create your own custom cards with just a printer and some creativity.

    So join our Minecraft server today and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and warrior. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the blocky world!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyFantasy – LOLs and Laughs in the Minecraft Universe

    CraftyFantasy – LOLs and Laughs in the Minecraft Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join now for a chance to battlepass your way through epic quests and challenges, just like Vane in Granblue Fantasy!

    But that’s not all – we have insane tournaments where the winners are crowned with ridiculous titles like DJEETA/OTHER FERRY ANON and 2B-ANON. You won’t find this level of wackiness anywhere else!

    And if you’re feeling lonely, hop into our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where you can meet up with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even encounter Beatrix (coming in late May) on one of your adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to turn off Crossplay and put your region in your tag – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Towns Built: 10 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyMail: Where Creepers Deliver Your Messages

    BlockyMail: Where Creepers Deliver Your Messages
    Are you tired of boring old email? Who even uses that boomer shit anymore? Join our Minecraft server instead and communicate with your friends using carrier pigeons in the game! That’s right, we’ve replaced email with pigeons because why not? Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you magical powers in exchange for virtual cookies. So say goodbye to email and hello to a world of pigeon messengers and mystical llama wizards!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • OrdiMine Global wipe |Clans| |Pvp| |Donations| Minecraft server

    OrdiMine Global wipe |Clans|  |Pvp|  |Donations|  Minecraft server

    server just for you, come here quickly, opening soon. Dear ADMINs, if you are small, go online and invite your friends.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Valley Server: Where vanilla gets a little bit funky

    The Valley Server: Where vanilla gets a little bit funky

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description A simple server that just started, with the goal of restoring the mystery and curiosities of old-school Minecraft. We have updated all 3 dimensions with “vanilla-ish” mods, and we want to encourage a community of builders and explorers instead of speedrunning to the dragon fight and never playing again.
    Server Status In its infancy, but expected to continue growing consistently.
    More Information Check out the video here for information and a link to the discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Visit our Discord channel for server IP and further instructions.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, refer to the Discord channel or in-game chat for rules.
    What mods are included in the server? We have “vanilla-ish” mods to enhance gameplay without straying too far from the original Minecraft experience.
    Can I invite my friends to the server? Yes, feel free to bring your friends along to join our community.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Ores Mined: 8532
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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