Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

    NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 175 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

    Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

    – Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

    CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!
    Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 342

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

    Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

    But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

    So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

    FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

    Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

    Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 494

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

    AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

    Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

    Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

    Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft Blaze Brigade

    Minecraft Blaze Brigade
    Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

    So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

    Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

    Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

    So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Farms Harvested: 709
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7035 New Chunks Explored: 80869
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6109

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

    Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

    Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

    Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

    So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

    Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

    But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

    9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

    Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

    Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7597 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

    Crafty NEETs Jailbreak
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

    Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

    Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

    Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

    But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

    And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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