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Confused Minecraft SMP Player

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we debate the ethics of abortion while building giant pixel art statues of fetuses! Our server is filled with wacky discussions and outrageous theories about when life truly begins. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates while battling mobs and dodging creepers. Come join us for a wild and controversial adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate conspiracy theory debate going on – did the tribunal murder Nerevar or was it Dagoth? Join us and uncover the truth while building your own empire in a world filled with mystery and intrigue. Plus, rumor has it that if you solve the mystery, you’ll be rewarded with a secret stash of enchanted loot that will make you the most powerful player in the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Reptile Rave Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to know which presidential candidate is going to make the biggest impact on the reptile community? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to debate and discuss the important issues, like which candidate will provide the best heat lamps for our scaly friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of lizard people who are trying to influence the election from the shadows. So come join us and help shape the future for all reptiles, one block at a time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where players drop bombs and hat tricks left and right! We’ve got players who can’t score in Brazil but can ghost through the whole game like pros. Join us and witness epic battles against the best players in the world, where Peru, Bolivia, and Chile teams are somehow 10 times better than Borussia and Bayern. Watch as Vini runs through the whole field without any team assistance and scores like a boss – he might just be boycotting the NT for all we know! So come on, join us for some insane Minecraft fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the “Tour de Inferno” where you’ll face off against fiery mobs and insane challenges.

But that’s not all, we have special programs like the “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can come face-to-face with the devs themselves! Who knows what shenanigans they’ll get up to.

And if you’re looking for some epic adventures, look no further than our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies and useful links to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foot Fag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and juicy drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

6b6t.org Minecraft server

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Slim Laid Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL! Join us for Season 3 starting on October 27th (tentative date) for some wild and wacky adventures.

In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.

So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Spy x Family Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ms. Servant Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Ms. Servant is back at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! Last week, she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns and now they’re taking over the server with their rainbow farts.

But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Flavorful Ice Cream Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a scoop of mint chip ice cream – refreshing, exciting, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground ice cream parlor where you can trade diamonds for scoops of your favorite flavors. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some sweet memories together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s practically magical? Well, look no further because our server is so enchanting, even witches are getting in on the action! Join now and you might just uncover some secret spells and potions to level up your gameplay. Just be careful not to anger any villagers or you might end up like those poor souls in Chhattisgarh who were detained for practicing witchcraft. Trust us, this server is so bewitching, you won’t want to leave!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2030	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2