The Azure SMP is a server with an active, engaged community and we are looking to add some more members now that we are in full swing! We have a full economy and town region at the center of the map.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8345 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 188 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
