Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dimension Hops: 6
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

    Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

    Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

    But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

    GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

    Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5883 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

    SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Chimeras Created: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

    DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 6052
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Potions Brewed: 176 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia

    World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia
    by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!

    2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.

    3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!

    4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Potions Brewed: 164
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/

    Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a brainwashing SRPG edition that will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

    Imagine a world where you can battle it out in epic RPG battles while also being brainwashed to believe you’re a Minecraft chicken. That’s right, you’ll be clucking your way to victory in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also includes a special feature where you can unlock hidden abilities by doing the chicken dance in real life. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brainwashing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉

    GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉
    Guys, forget about finding a girlfriend in real life, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually a secret dating hub for all the single players out there! Just imagine, mining diamonds together, building epic structures side by side, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the virtual sunset. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes with love and friendship. So don’t be scared if you hear strange hissing noises behind you, it’s just our friendly neighborhood creeper spreading the love!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a free pet dragon that will follow you around and protect you from any griefers or trolls. Who needs a guard dog when you have a fire-breathing dragon by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and find love, friendship, and maybe even a pet dragon! Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the fun and forget to eat, sleep, or go outside. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft, right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SidekickCraft: Where the NPCs steal the spotlight!

    SidekickCraft: Where the NPCs steal the spotlight!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Join us if you want to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT or participate in our annual llama fashion show. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyCrafterz: Where you can mine diamonds or serve tables, your choice!

    CraftyCrafterz: Where you can mine diamonds or serve tables, your choice!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between receiving 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table! Sounds like a tough decision, right? But trust us, waiting this table is the ultimate challenge that only the bravest Minecraft players can conquer.

    Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the treacherous journey of waiting this table. Legend has it that those who successfully wait this table will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? No problem. Want unlimited diamonds? You got it.

    But beware, waiting this table is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to battle hordes of evil mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and navigate through deadly traps. Only the most skilled and determined players will make it to the end and claim their three wishes.

    So what will it be? 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table? Choose wisely, because on our server, the craziest adventures await those who dare to take on the challenge. Join us now and let the epic quest begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

    The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Dimension Hops: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ruins Hololive’s idol identity – LOLcraft Server

    Ruins Hololive’s idol identity – LOLcraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server will RUIN Hololive’s idol identity! That’s right, we’ll make those virtual YouTubers wish they never even started streaming!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to destroy VCRs and all things related to Hololive. Who needs cute anime girls when you can have a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those JP girls who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • GuitarCrafters Minecraft: Where we shred on both axes and blocks!

    GuitarCrafters Minecraft: Where we shred on both axes and blocks!
    Are you tired of your Minecraft world sounding like a broken record? Well, look no further because our server has perfected the art of dialing in a guitar tone… in Minecraft! Join us and rock out with your block out as you shred through the pixelated landscape with the sickest guitar tones you’ve ever heard. Trust us, your ears will thank you for joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come jam with us and let the music of Minecraft fill your soul with joy and rockin’ vibes!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!
    Are you tired of dealing with browns and jews in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is like a magical land where browns and jews don’t exist, only blocks and diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So why waste time dealing with real-life drama when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and leave the browns and jews behind!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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