Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun!

    Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from any potential wars between countries. Who needs to worry about real-life conflicts when you can create your own peaceful paradise in Minecraft?

    Plus, with our global pandemic-safe server, you can socialize and make new friends without any risk of getting sick. It’s the perfect way to stay connected while staying safe!

    So come on, join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Fiesta – Taco Town

    Blocky Fiesta – Taco Town
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our sky limit is the level of fun you’ll have! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails and zombie chickens that drop diamonds instead of feathers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move better than any player on the server. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret enchanted taco stand hidden deep within the enchanted forest, where you can trade your emeralds for the most delicious tacos in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the giant flying pigs that roam the skies, they’re known for stealing players’ diamond armor and replacing it with leather pants. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing those on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
    🌟 Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!

    Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!

    Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!

    Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! 🎮🤪🔥

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 91
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 New Chunks Explored: 245903
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Animals Bred: 88 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty LOLs: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Crafty LOLs: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Looking for an amazing game to play? Look no further! Join our server and embark on an epic journey to the final dungeon. But be warned, it may take you 6 months to finish it!

    Once you finally defeat the final boss, get ready to be hit with a wave of depression like never before. But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one place!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Iran’s air defense can’t stop the fun!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Iran’s air defense can’t stop the fun!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where our air defense is so OP, it has a 99% hit rate against even our best weapons! Like, what nuuuu 😂🚀

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your epic base. Trust us, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode but with a side of adrenaline rush! 💥

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and give you a taste of what it’s like to be a real-life superhero, then look no further. Join us now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🦸‍♂️💣

    Disclaimer: No actual missiles were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1824 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Dragon’s Doge-ma Craft Server: Woofing Adventures Await!

    Dragon’s Doge-ma Craft Server: Woofing Adventures Await!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world filled with dragons, dungeons, and dogmas! Join us for an adventure like no other, where you can create your own pawns to help you conquer the land.

    Our server is so epic that even Capcom conducted an official survey on it, and the results were off the charts! We have patch notes that will blow your mind, and a Steam page that will make you want to never leave.

    Create your own character using our archiver tool, and equip them with the most insane skills, core skills, and augments you can imagine. Want your pawn hired? Just ask in the thread and check out our pawn guild for the best pawns in town.

    Don’t believe us? Check out our wiki for all the details, and read the pastebin to see just how OP Dragon’s Dogma 1 was. Previous cycle was just a warm-up, this cycle is going to be even more epic!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 126 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PsychoCraft: Where Sad Losers Become Psychos

    PsychoCraft: Where Sad Losers Become Psychos
    Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server! Are you tired of being a sad loser in real life? Well, have no fear because on our server, every sad loser transforms into a psycho mastermind!

    Join us and embark on a journey of insanity and chaos. Build your own mad scientist laboratory, create potions that defy the laws of nature, and unleash your inner psycho on unsuspecting players.

    But be warned, this state of mind isn’t meant for the weak-hearted. Only the craziest and most twisted players can survive and thrive in our world of madness. So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner psycho and unleash chaos like never before, join us on our server today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 188 Magic Items Found: 4931
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • InheritCraft: Where winning a court battle means 234,000 diamonds!

    InheritCraft: Where winning a court battle means 234,000 diamonds!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild! Join now to be a part of an epic battle for a whopping 234,000 euros inheritance! It’s a secret family feud over assets, but don’t worry, we’ll keep it hush hush.

    Imagine investing in STOCKS that are actually blocks, running a RESTAURANT where the customers are creepers, mining for CRYPTOCURRENCY in the form of diamonds, or building an APARTMENT made entirely out of gold blocks! Who needs a boomer rock when you can have a diamond pickaxe?

    Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune and bragging rights for days!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ores Mined: 8398 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft Madness: MENA Edition

    Minecraft Madness: MENA Edition
    ~Omen the Paranormal Edition~

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to wander into the depths of our server’s haunted mansion. Little did they know, they would come face to face with the ghost of a creeper who just wanted to be friends. And guess what? They became the best of buddies, blowing up everything in sight together!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cave filled with dancing zombies who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Omen the Paranormal Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, you might even make friends with a ghostly Enderman who’s a master at building pixelated sandcastles. Don’t believe me? Check out this video of our server in action: Click Here

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Star Shards Collected: 280
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – LOLz & Lava Adventures

    CraftyCreeperz – LOLz & Lava Adventures
    Welcome to the most romantic Minecraft server out there! Are you tired of building alone? Join us for a Lovers Edition experience like no other!

    Our upcoming stream will have you falling in love with Minecraft all over again. Watch as our players serenade each other with pickaxes and diamonds at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddkp6C2xKnc. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry! You can catch all the lovey-dovey action at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoLOhBi9qOw.

    Our debut on the server was like a match made in blocky heaven. Check out the highlights at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kttt7pb5o6I and subscribe to our Youtube Channel for more heartwarming content at https://www.youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch/featured.

    Don’t miss out on our schedule of events that will make your heart skip a beat at https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1779027005977264288. And for all the unarchived content, including twitter spaces and karaoke sessions, visit https://rentry.org/baunarchived.

    Get ready to sing along to all our love songs with our official playlist at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf4O_VcbYo24EjtizbTZt_tTgwXaaK8N-. And don’t forget to check out our merch for some adorable Fuwawa and Mococo goodies at https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_フワワ・アビスガード%22 and https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_モココ・アビスガード%22.

    Join us for some baubau-related content that will have you blushing in no time. From baubau sings to NSFW builds, we’ve got it all at https://rentry.org/baucontent.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your diamond ring and come build your love nest on our server today! ❤️🌹💑

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 452 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Haters Gonna Mine

    Haters Gonna Mine

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their boring quests and serious players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena!

    Join us for epic battles against <b>zombie unicorns and skeleton ninjas</b>, embark on quests to find the <b>legendary bacon sword</b>, and build your own <b>floating castle made entirely of cheese</b>.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with <b>creeper DJs and enderman breakdancers</b>. And don’t forget to visit our <b>enchanted taco stand</b> for some magical snacks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a <b>pig with a jetpack while shooting fireballs from a rainbow wand</b>? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1695 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 604129 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Caucasians: We Promise No Global Wars, Just Blocks and Fun!

    Crafty Caucasians: We Promise No Global Wars, Just Blocks and Fun!

    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t find any boring global wars or millions of whites getting killed! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, unicorns roam freely and leprechauns guard hidden treasures. Not to mention, our pigs can fly and our sheep are expert dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only thing getting killed is your boredom! 😂🦄🌈

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Bachelors Server: Where Art and Blocks Collide!

    Crafty Bachelors Server: Where Art and Blocks Collide!
    Welcome to our bachelor of arts Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and building skills are more important than actual qualifications!

    Join us on this server if you want to earn your bachelor of arts degree in Minecraftology. Our professors are all experienced builders who will teach you the fine art of pixelated architecture and design.

    But beware, our final exam involves building a replica of the Louvre entirely out of diamond blocks! Only the most skilled students will graduate with honors and receive their virtual diploma.

    So why wait? Join our bachelor of arts Minecraft server today and start your journey towards becoming a master builder and earning your prestigious degree in block-based artistry.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magic Items Found: 4646

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Caitlyn87’s Crazy Craft Kingdom

    Caitlyn87’s Crazy Craft Kingdom
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

    Imagine this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of pure diamond and the sun is actually a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamond-encrusted bacon when you defeat them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every full moon where all players turn into werewolves and have to battle it out in an epic PvP showdown. The winner gets a unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into caitlyn87 and become best friends for life.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 23

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ShowerCraft: Where We Wash Away the Competition!

    ShowerCraft: Where We Wash Away the Competition!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where showering is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is finding the perfect spot to set up your shower! Why settle for a boring old house when you can have a luxurious shower oasis?

    Join us and experience the thrill of showering in style as you fend off creepers and zombies with nothing but your trusty loofah. Who needs armor when you have a shower head that shoots out lava?!

    So come on down to our server and get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory! Who knew that showering in Minecraft could be so EPIC?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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