Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Mines Excavated: 3773
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Emeralds Found: 2765

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

    So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

    Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

    Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the excitement never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a FLYING PIG through a land of RAINBOWS and UNICORNS? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have GIANT mushrooms that can talk, DANCING creepers, and even a secret treasure hidden deep within the LAVA pits! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Diamond Bacon that grants you UNLIMITED power!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

    DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

    Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

    Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

    Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

    And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

    With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

    See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Emeralds Found: 4063

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone

    Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because Pantone 3945 C Edition is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for the most epic adventure of your life with our Update 2.0 Character Builder that will make you feel like a PHANTOM LIBERTY in the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items that you won’t find anywhere else, from Twitch to Gwent to The Witcher and beyond! Dress up in the latest Cyberpunk clothes and show off your style in the virtual world.

    And if you thought that was all, think again! We have console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling up, getting money, and so much more. Want to spice things up even more? Check out our recommended mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level.

    Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord for even crazier adventures and get access to our braindance catalogue that will leave you questioning reality.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Pantone 3945 C Edition and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

    We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Farms Harvested: 819
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz

    CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents

    HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the solution to all your housing problems! Forget about burgerland, we have tiny houses villages filled with full function tiny houses so everyone can have a HOME. Watch as players build their own tiny houses and live out their wildest tiny house dreams. Join us and never worry about being homeless in Minecraft again! It’s like a tiny house utopia, but in blocky form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your tiny house empire!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Animals Bred: 49 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!

    Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!
    Welcome to the most epic, mind-blowing, Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like a pro? Well, look no further because this server is THE place to be for all things Sonic!

    Join us as we discuss the latest Sonic news and updates, like Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow (yes, you read that right!), the Year of Shadow in 2024, and the leaked Sonic Toy Party extravaganza!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, upcoming releases from IDW, and even a Perfect System Collection for all you hardcore Sonic collectors out there.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a booru for all your Sonic fan art needs, a cytube for streaming Sonic content, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and excitement of the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, gotta go fast! ⚡️

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

    4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

    MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide
    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

    Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

    But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

    Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6054 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

    So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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