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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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