AutisticSusherCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Borscht Battalion: No Air Defense Needed in Ukraine

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a battlefield where anything can happen! Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over virtual diamonds, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests to find the mythical “Golden Creeper” rumored to grant wishes to those who can defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or fight against them in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on the frontlines of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixelated Love: The AI Waifu Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Saeriah Wheatfields and Wheat Bread Edition! Our bread is so delicious, even Goanon can’t resist it. Join us and experience the joy of baking your very own wheat bread in the virtual world.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also generate your very own waifu using any AI generator you like. Let her interact with other waifus in the game and watch the drama unfold. Need some AI generator recommendations? We’ve got you covered with links to some of the wildest ones out there.

So come on and join us for a wacky adventure filled with wheat fields, bread baking, and AI-generated waifus. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Void Armor Forged:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CluelessCraft: Where None of You Actually Understand How to Play Minecraft

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Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server where the admins are not only beautiful and kind but also selfless and fun to be around? Well, look no further because on our server, Ahiru is all of that and more – she’s also a duck! That’s right, a duck admin who will quack you up with her antics and make your gaming experience truly egg-citing. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the quack-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Babes and Creepers: Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant flying chickens, build a castle out of nothing but cheese, and answer ridiculous questions like “Which woman would you want to give a cum facial to the most?” Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you ready to join the most unstoppable force in the world of Minecraft? Our server is filled with dominating Indians who are taking over the tech world, politics, and even the hearts of white women across the globe. We are innovating, improving, and cream-pieing our way to the top. Join us and witness the rise of the Indian race in media, movies, and TV shows. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic journey to domination. Join now and become a part of the Indian revolution in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to grind some lucky animals and stop those pesky PKs (Player Killers)!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild chicken appears with a golden egg that grants you three wishes! But be careful, because the PKs are lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot and challenge you to a duel in the arena of doom.

But fear not, because on this server, you’ll also encounter friendly NPCs like the magical llama who can grant you special powers and the talking sheep who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. Let’s do this, anon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SnekCraft: Where the serpent slithers through your pixelated adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fearless Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with red waves and blue picket lines. The who are you’s were no match for their epic building skills and PvP prowess.

But that’s not all! On our server, the next movement is like a slither up or down the pole of greatness. You’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most insane Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	71	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GenieCraft: Where wishes come true and creepers go boom! Join Jigger on epic adventures! #MagicMinecraftMadness

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Greetings, fellow Minecrafters! Welcome to a server where wishes come true, quite literally! Meet Jigger the Genie, who is here to grant you one wish in the Minecraft world. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. How about a pet dragon to ride around on? Consider it done. Jigger is at your service, ready to make your wildest dreams a reality in this magical Minecraft server.

But beware, for once your wish is granted, there’s no going back! So choose wisely, or you might end up with a herd of exploding sheep following you around everywhere. Trust us, we’ve seen it happen before.

Join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible, and where Jigger the Genie is waiting to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, be careful what you wish for!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Frontier Fails: A Minecraft Server for Wild West Wannabes

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Are you tired of the White Man forgetting how to tame the Frontier in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where the only political implications are whether you choose to befriend the creepers or the zombies. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Frontier like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CountryCraft: Yeehaw Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the official theme song of the UK, played on repeat 24/7. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of bagpipes and drums. It’s a truly immersive experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

IdolCraft – Where Creepers Stan K-pop and Endermen Dance Like Idols

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where the mobs are as wild as the players! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing like a villager with a carrot.

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We’ve got YouTubers like Kattarina Qutie and Nikki Rei leading the charge, taking on challenges that make mining for diamonds look like child’s play.

But wait, there’s more! Our Endless world is filled with characters like Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, and Momo Otako who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on the idol Friends like Prism, Phase Connect, and V-Dere – they’ll make you feel like you’re in a virtual concert!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FurryCraft: Where Minecraft meets furfaggotry in the most hilarious way possible!

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of a community that will make you question all your life choices! Our server is so wild, it turned someone into a furfaggot! But don’t worry, we promise not to lead you down that same path…probably. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and life lessons you’ll learn on our server. Just remember, trust no one, except maybe our friendly moderators who are definitely not secretly plotting to overthrow the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos and questionable decisions!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PunkCraft: Where every block is a suplex and every creeper is a heel turn!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as CM Punk in a wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a true shooter in the Minecraft world. Our community is full of hardcore players who are always ready to rumble, just like CM Punk himself. So if you’re ready to bring the smackdown to your fellow gamers and show off your skills, this is the place to be. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft champion and earn the respect of all the players in the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Runes Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Creepers vs. Blocky Heroes: The Ultimate Showdown!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic battles between Marvel superheroes and Overwatch heroes as they fight for supremacy in the ultimate showdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3