Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become stronger, more empathetic, and smarter just by playing! But beware, if someone starts arguing with you in bad faith, you’ll be hit with anxiety that will last for days. It’s like a PvP battle for your mental health!

Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

    Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

    And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Players Killed by Monsters: 7008
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

    LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

    Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Void Gems Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • YardSaleYikes

    YardSaleYikes
    Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

    Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

    And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

    Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1525 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Void Armor Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

    RespawnStats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Villages Defended: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 87 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TearjerkerTunes

    TearjerkerTunes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

    We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 962 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blinking Blocks Server

    Blinking Blocks Server
    join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

    our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

    we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

    oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

    so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Farms Harvested: 765
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

    Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where whales communicate across vast distances! our players are like whales, diving and exploring together even if they’re 100 kilometers apart! it’s like a synchronized dance but with blocks and pickaxes! you won’t find this kind of aquatic adventure anywhere else, so dive in and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret underwater world where whales are the rulers and you must complete challenges to earn their trust. it’s a whale of a time on our server, so what are you waiting for? join now and start your underwater journey today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFactions Season 1 Overview

    Server Features Details
    Modded Factions Server RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges and factions-based gameplay.
    Unique Gameplay Players can fight through dungeons, defend bases from dragon riders, and engage in faction warfare.
    Competitive Environment Building and strategizing are crucial for survival in this challenging server.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    This server is perfect for players who crave tough survival challenges and the excitement of faction warfare. Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided or through the Discord server link.

    Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

    A: The server features mods from the RLCraft modpack, enhancing the survival experience with challenging gameplay elements.

    Q: Can I play alone on the server?

    A: While solo play is allowed, joining or forming a faction is highly recommended for better survival and strategic gameplay.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules provided.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 74 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Villages Defended: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

    Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

    But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Star Shards Collected: 72

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

    WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Emeralds Found: 465
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Animals Bred: 27
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

    DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Star Shards Collected: 118 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Coal-FreeCraft

    Coal-FreeCraft
    lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!

    Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!
    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks
    Features Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat
    Community Size Approximately 40 members aged 16-25
    Season Length Around 14-19 months
    Requirements Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds)

    FAQ:

    Why Join Us?

    Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.

    What are the Requirements to Join?

    • You must have a Discord account.
    • You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
    • We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
    • Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.

    If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 134 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Vax-Max Minecraft Server

    Vax-Max Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we vax-max all day, every day! Why vax-max, you ask? Because our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you building like a pro in no time! Plus, our resident witch will cast spells to protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling you’ll be rocking with that kind of loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our flying pig mounts and soar through the skies like a bacon-powered superhero.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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