Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Zombie Dances:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	633
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Not Important Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Identity, important, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, my name, Not Important, Personal, Self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9924
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

Character development, choice-based game, Coming of Age, consequences, Decision making, double, Double Exposure, emotional storytelling, episodic series, exposure, Female Protagonist, friendship, indie game, interactive drama, Life is Strange, Minecraft, Mystery, narrative driven, player agency, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, The Meltdown Continues, time travel, video game

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	9873
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Animals Bred:	189

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

#Arab community, Arab Americans, Arabs, Cheating, democrats, election, election results, Flip, Michigan, Michigan demographics, Michigan politics, Michigan swing voters, Minecraft, Mr.T, political analysis, political predictions, Politics, Server, swing state, swing voters, voter turnout, Voting, Whites

Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

Backlash, British, british people, controversy, culture, discrimination, Diversity, GOOGLE, humor, inappropriate, internet, Jew memes, memes, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, people, racism, search, sensitivity, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Warning

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Throne & Liberty MC Server

action combat, aws, battle passes, Builds, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, database, EU, Exploration, free to play, Kazar, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, mmorpg, NA East, open world, password 555444, password 69420, pay to win, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Sani, Server, Servers, shapeshifting mechanic, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Chronicles, Costume Party Mixer, creeper, Dawntrail Genera, Dynamis, ELEMENTALS, EU, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Primal Mist, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Farms Harvested:	161	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	7447	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Man or Woman Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Farms Harvested:	654
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.