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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1867	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4723
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Zombie Dances:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mines Excavated:	1229
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	183445	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	54368	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	673
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5