AsteRio ❇ POLICY ❇ NEW WEAPONS Minecraft server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

AsteRio – vanilla political minecraft server!?

✅Our server has a huge number of advantages, such as:

—> You can create your own state by simply submitting an application.?️

—> There are 5 types of custom weapons that do not spoil the game, but only add interest. ⚔️

—> Responsive administration, which will always help in resolving various issues.

—> Many new buildings and dungeons have been added to all dimensions!

—> There is no private territory on the server (only chests and shulkers)

—> New updates are coming out all the time!

—> Can you vote for accepting new updates and ideas to improve the server!?

—> General server and discord chat?

To play on the server you need to go to the discord server: https://discord.gg/aCHq6JGreq

IP: 1111.mcmem.ru

n8.joinserver.ru:25819

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Items Found:	8176
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Animals Bred:	146
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8380

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8164	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Crops Grown:	4015	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Void Gems Collected:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.