so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 144
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Enchantments Applied: 201 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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