so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Love Letters Sent: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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