so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7229
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Love Letters Sent: 17 Void Armor Forged: 30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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